ALLEY CAT AND A TIRED NEW MOM with AUNT FLOW visiting

2 weeks before AUNT FLOW:


Thank You my beautiful Alley Cat..
You have survived over 4 months of being slightly neglected since Miss Emmeline has come into the world.


Thank you for always stepping sideways around her and just getting close enough to get a scent..
Thank you for understanding that Mommy does not have as much time for you as she used to..
Thank you for purring when you see me in the morning and just wanting your breakfast quickly with no fussing
Thank you for night time when you know it is Mommy time for just sitting quietly beside me and wanting a little attention.
Thank you for being the best kitty in the world..

I love my Alley cat and feel so bad lately that she has not gotten the attention she used to get..but she is sooooo good about it.
Uhh..did I mention I love my cat.
Not more than my new daughter..but this cat is off the charts..can you imagine how much I will go on about my child? Oh God...I make myself sick already.

2 days before AUNT FLOW:
You are THE MOST ANNOYING CREATURE IN THE WORLD!!!
Why do you do these things to me!!! I think you are happy making me miserable!

DAMMIT Alley...GET the HELL off of her blanket RIGHT NOW!!!!!!
DAMMIT...No I cannot play laser lights or mister mouse right now... I have a baby to feed!!!
DAMMIT..If you jump on my head one more time for your breakfast at 5am when you know the baby wakes up in one hour....I WILL THROW YOUR ASS OUTSIDE.
DAMMIT....I just got Emm to sleep..Can I have a MOMENT to myself???
DAMMIT...You are the most evil cat in the world!!

This cat is ridiculous..
Can you imagine that she KNOWS the schedule..yet she insists on interrupting it!! I am going to just lock her on the patio already and be done with it!!
God this cat drives me nuts at times!!!



AHHH...
The joys of being a Mommy and owning a kitty with Aunt FLOW visiting..Good STUFF!!
Now..if my cat and Emm could get on the same sleep pattern and give me some time to myself..things might be a little more balanced...LOL
Or maybe I should just have another little bundle of joy...get another cat...and just check myself into the LOONEY BIN!!